The judge
When I was 12 years old my father took me to Disneyland. It was a grand adventure of castles, jungles and steamboats. I am not including space capsules in the mix because I did not happen to enjoy the space ride he took me on. Since that time, I have learned that if a ride has a sign outside of it with those stick people illustrations that says"WARNING to pregnant women, people with heart conditions, or recent surgery, it is kinda like the black diamond on the ski slope hill for degree of difficulty in the world of amusement park rides. While they are at it they should include WARNING to people who barf easily, people who poop their pants on a whim, AND people who sometimes hate to cry in public. My dad told me it was one of those 3D theater type rides with lots of movement. Looking back, why did I believe him? It's not like he had a great track record. He had tricked me into walking the crevice around Crater Lake in Oregon in the rain , tricked me into...